2000-03, words & music by H. LANGE, CD: SWEAT (BM 0503)

I'D RATHER BE A SNAIL THAN A SPARROW, I'LL NEVER BE A FRIEND OR A FELLOW, AND SO I HAVE TO DO IT MY WAY, DON'T BREAK FOR KIDS BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO STAY

I'D RATHER BE A NAIL THAN A HAMMER, I'D PRICK IN YOUR FACE, I AM NO SHAMMER, IF I HAD A HAMMER, I'D HAMMER IN THE NIGHT, I'D HIT ON YOUR HEAD TILL YOU'RE FALLING ON THE GROUND, 'CAUSE I LIKE THAT - SOUND OF SILENCE

THAT'S A BRANDNEW KIND OF MUSIC - IT IS NOT THE SAME YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD, AND THESE LYRICS ARE NOT STOLEN (STOLEN) - WE HAVE MADE `EM - WITH COLONEL SALTY'S LOVELY HEARTS PUB BAND !

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUILT, A NOTORIOUS BIG BOY WAS KILLED, AND THEN HIS LOUSY FRIEND SANG A SONG (I'LL BE MISSING YOU), HE'S STOLEN IT FROM SOME IDIOTS, GETS THE MONEY AND SAID "SO LONG"

THAT'S A BRANDNEW KIND OF MUSIC ...
THAT'S A BRANDNEW KIND OF MUSIC ...
... WITH COLONEL SALTY'S LOVELY HEART AND HISTORY THIS SONG IS KNOWN BUT IT'S A MISTERY ...