1999-03, words & music by H. LANGE, CD: DEEP DEPARTURE (BM 0400)

WALKIN' DOWN THE ROAD I AM LOOKIN' FOR A KITTY, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THOSE GIRLS, ONLY SWEET 'N' PRETTY, I'M SEARCHIN' FOR A PUSS - WITH HOT LEGS

I'M WALKIN' DOWN THE ROAD AGAIN AND AGAIN IT'S TOO DRAGGY, BUT -WHOUW !- I SEE IN FRONT OF ME HIGH HEELS WITH A LADY, AND I SEE SHE'S GOT - HOT LEGS

AND SHE SAYS:
YOUR EYES ARE POPPING OUT OF YOUR HEAD, TONIGHT I GO ALONE TO BED

WALKIN' DOWN ANOTHER STREET, WHERE ARE ALL MY BABIES ? IF I SEE ANOTHER HEAT, I'LL GO DOWN ON MY KNEES, BUT I DON'T SEE ANY - HOT LEGS

SEARCHIN' IN A PARK, I FIND A NICE PIECE OF CRUMPET, AT ONCE SHE'S SITTING ON MY FACE, BLOWING ON MY TRUMPET, AND I TOUCH HER VERY - HOT LEGS

BUT SHE SAYS:
DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT CHEEK ! DON'T TOUCH MY LEGS AND MY FEET !

WHY CAN'T I GET THOSE HOT LEGS ? THAT BEATS ME ! IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN TACKS, I FEEL A REAL CHARLIE ! BECAUSE I NEED

WHY CAN'T I GET THOSE HOT LEGS ? THAT BEATS ME ! IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN TACKS, I FEEL A REAL CHARLIE ! BECAUSE I NEED

HOT LEGS - HOT LEGS - HOT LEGS - HOT LEGS

WHY CAN'T I GET THOSE HOT LEGS ? THAT BEATS ME ! IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN TACKS, I FEEL A REAL CHARLIE ! BECAUSE I NEED

HOT LEGS - HOT LEGS - HOT LEGS - HOT LEGS - HOT LEGS