2020-01, words & music by H. LANGE, CD: TWENTYFIVE (BM 1620)

HELLO, MY NAME IS DONKEY T., AND I'M A DUMWISE LIAR
I'M TALKIN' TRASH TO CHEAT YOU ALL, AND SO I'M GETTIN' HIGHER
I'VE TOLD TO MAKE YOU GREAT AGAIN, ESPECIALLY MY MONEY
AND IF I'M UP, I'LL GRAB YOU THEN, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, LI'L HONEY

HELLO, MY NAME IS DONNY T., AND I'M A DUMWISE LIAR
I'M TALKIN' TRASH TO CHEAT YOU ALL, AND SO I'M GETTIN' HIGHER
I'VE TOLD TO MAKE YOU GREAT AGAIN, ESPECIALLY MY MONEY
AND IF I'M UP, I'LL GRAB YOU THEN, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, LI'L HONEY

AND NOW I'M REALLY NUMBER ONE
NO ONE EXPECTED WHAT YOU'D DONE

I'M WATCHIN' FAKE NEWS ON TV
I AM THE BEST ONE EVER
NOR SCIENCE, NOR TRUTH IS WHAT WE NEED
CAUSE I AM REALLY CLEVER
I HATE RELIGION AND THE POOR
AND I'M THE HOTTEST LOVER
THE CLIMATE PROBLEMS I IGNORE
SO THESE STAY UNDERCOVER

I AM THE MIGHTY NUMBER ONE
IF YOU DON'T AGREE, TAKE MY GUN
I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF AND WHAT I'VE DONE