dirty old man

2024-01, words & music by H. LANGE

I SIT AT THE OPEN AIR BATH AND MY EYES JUST LOOK AROUND
I AM LOOKIN' FOR A LADY AND I'M LISTENING TO THE SOUND
OF THEIR VOICES AND THEIR WORDS WHILE THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT ME
CAUSE I'M A DIRTY OLD MAN – AND I WANT TO FUCK FOR FREE
OHEE – THEREFORE I'M FALLIN' ON MY KNEES

I AM DRIVIN' IN MY CAR ALONG AN EMPTY NIGHTTIME ROAD
I'M LOOKIN' OUT THE WINDOW AND I'M WEARIN' MY BLACK COAT
NOTHIN' MORE COVERS MY BODY WHILE I GET OUT OF MY CAR
WHEN I OPEN IT IN FRONT OF YOU YOU'LL SEE MY RISIN' STAR
OHAA – YOU'LL SEE ME WITHOUT GARB

OH I – I AM THE GUY, THAT'S LIVIN' BETWEEN SUN AND SHADY
YEAH I – I ALWAYS TRY, TO PLANT ANYTHING BETWEEN LEGS OF A LADY

I'M A DIRTY OLD BOY AND I'M LOOKIN' FOR JOY
ALWAYS WANNA GET SOME HONEY GIRLS
WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE MY TOY - I'M A REALLY DIRTY BOY
AND I WANNA KISS YOUR LITTLE PEARL

I AM LIEIN' IN THE HOSPITAL, THE DOCTOR'S COMIN' IN
SHE'S A BEAUTY, NEARLY PERFECT, NOT TOO FAT AND NOT TO THIN
WHEN SHE'S TALKIN' ABOUT CANCER AND THE LAST DAYS OF MY LIFE
I WILL TOUCH HER HANDSOME BODY AND MY FINGERS TRY TO DIVE
OHOO – I WANT THIS BABY, LET ME DRIVE

I'M A DIRTY OLD BOY AND I'M LOOKIN' FOR JOY (...)

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I'M A DIRTY OLD BOY AND I'M LOOKIN' FOR JOY (…)
HE'S A DIRTY BOY - LOOKIN' FOR A TOY - NOT REALLY ROYAL - ADDICTED TO JOY